Oh dear
Bloody Mary
the Bloody Mary is a horrible little drink
a drink which seems to involve all the table condiments
sprinkled with pepper
I half expected them to offer up grated Parmesan
the only cocktail of worth is the Mojito
I may accept a G&T if the blend is righteous and the sharpness dulled

drunk with friends
it appears my girl friends fantasise about me
so they said
i raised a glass to my lips and replied
"I am here to fuck around, and drink"
then I took a mouthful
and felt succinct

What a bore it must be to stumble through life sober
with such a lack of clarity in mind